Elephas maximus (Trumpeting from beneath the GOP tent)

Supreme Party Leader Limbaugh has determined that this Sonia Sotomayor might well be an acceptable Supreme Court candidate after all. He believes this since discovering that she is a Catholic.

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Elephas maximus (Trumpeting from beneath the GOP tent)

Supreme Party Leader Limbaugh no longer believes that minorities belong in the new Republican big top tent party. He bases his case on the recent treasonous behavior exhibited by Colin Powell.

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Elephas maximus (baleful trumpeting from beneath the GOP big tent)

Our Republican National Committee has just decided to re-brand. We are going to change the political labels that Americans apply to their political parties. Henceforth, we in the Republican camp will refer to ourselves as the National Socialist American Workers Party.

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Elephas maximus (Trumpeting from beneath the GOP tent)

The only way our Republican National Council for a New America can determine what this Speaker of the House Pelosi knew about enhanced interrogation is for us to engage in some good old fashion rendition and water boarding.

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Elephas maximus (Trumpeting from beneath the GOP tent)

Supreme Vice President Cheney, when commenting on why we should have already evicted Colin Powell from our party, should point at Powell's long history of misleading superiors. After all, Powell did fabricate the evidence about weapons of mass destruction.

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Elephas maximus (Trumpeting from beneath the GOP tent)

Supreme Party Leader Limbaugh, in commenting on why we need to evict Colin Powell from our grand old party, points to Powell's long history of misleading superiors. This propensity led Powell to fabricate his case for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

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Elephas maximus (Trumpeting from beneath the GOP tent)

Just as in the real tiny world where viruses, microorganisms and stuff like that operate, healthcare does also. That is why those who have productive employment receive medical insurance and those that don't do not.

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Elephas maximus (Trumpeting from beneath the GOP tent)

We the repository of true Conservative values must defeat Universal Health Care. If the socialist, communist, liberalist, pro-competitiveness crowd passes health care reform, we Republicans will find our party marginalized for decades to come.

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Elephas maximus (baleful trumpeting from beneath the GOP big tent)

There is a key difference between having a Republican in the White House and having a community organizer. A true conservative like Bush or Cheney would have been standing on the fantail of the USS Bainbridge.

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The women Who Could Nail Bush

Real Reasons Behind The Recent Trumpeting From The GOP Congress.

Elephas maximus (Trumpeting from beneath the GOP tent)

Supreme Leader Limbaugh has sent our jellyfish of a National Party Chairman a divinely inspired radio teaching. What Rush communicated was exactly the divine auditory epistle Mister Steele claims to be seeking.

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Bush Missing In AIG Action

Once again, just as in Vietnam, Bush is Missing in Action!

Elephas maximus (baleful trumpeting from beneath the GOP big tent)

The American public cratered the Bush economic miracle. When they telegraphed that they planned to elect a non-Republican President, they spooked the Wall Street smart money guys who brought us the mortgage derivative boom.

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Elephas maximus (baleful trumpeting from beneath the GOP big tent)

With usual rapier wit, Supreme Party Leader Limbaugh opened his newest attack on President Barack. Rush just announced that we will drag out health care reform to the point were Democrats will be calling it "the Teddy Kennedy Memorial Health Care Plan".

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Elephas maximus (baleful trumpeting from beneath the GOP big tent)

Supreme Party Leader Limbaugh just succinctly summed up what we in this party are all about.

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Elephas maximus (Trumpeting from beneath the GOP tent)

It is long past high time we get rid of the biggest mistake we made since the Bush Administration, we have to fire our new Republican National Committee Chairman.

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Elephas maximus (baleful trumpeting from beneath the GOP big tent)

Supreme Party Leader Limbaugh just laid it out, during one of his radio addresses, he told President Obama just what it would take to get Rush's undivided support and the backing of the entire Republican Party. "I want Obama to fail," he said, "not the country.

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Elephas maximus (trumpeting from beneath the GOP big tent)

We in the tried and true manner of our Grand Old Party have decided to immortalize Supreme Party Leader Limbaugh after we recapture the White House. We plan to place our leader alongside the other honored Americans on Mount Rushmore.

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Elephas maximus (Trumpeting from beneath the GOP tent)

If you listened closely to Supreme Party Leader Limbaugh's first nationwide address over the weekend, you would have heard him layout our roadmap for our return to our greatness. It begins and ends with the premise that we Republicans need to make America suffer under Obama.

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Bobby Jindal's Pork and Beans

Yet another tired old Republican bridge to nowhere.

Elephas maximus (baleful trumpeting from beneath the GOP big tent)

Supreme Party Leader Limbaugh wants to make that deliciously ambiguous New York Post monkey shot dead by police cartoon the banner for the Republican National Committee for next month.

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Elephas maximus (Trumpeting from beneath the GOP tent)

Supreme Leader Limbaugh plans to make the New York Post the official newspaper of the Republican Party. He really likes the delicious ambiguity and ill-defined irony that convolutes President Obama and a shot dead by police chimp.

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Elephas maximus (Trumpeting from beneath the GOP tent)

Supreme Leader Limbaugh has plans to take back our country, plans that include a healthy dose of sweet revenge. He recently spelled it for us when he said on his radio, "We are taking names. We are taking names now.

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Elephas maximus (Trumpeting from beneath the GOP tent)

Supreme Party Leader Limbaugh asked us all to vote against the Childrenʼs Health Insurance Renewal Act and we obeyed. He based our position on the sound belief that the majority of children who would survive because of this legislation would grow up to vote Democratic.

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Elephas maximus (Trumpeting from beneath the GOP tent)

Supreme Party Leader Limbaugh has just declared that, "the only Republicans going to have a chance of getting elected are those who are outraged over what has been done to their country." By outraged he means those who focus all their spleen on bringing down Obama and the Ame …

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Philopatrios is the net nom de plume of the author who examines the good, the bad and the ugly aspects of American democracy.